Wii U

Overview
The Wii U system is a video game console created by the Nintendo company, released commercially from November 2012 to January 2017. The system was known for its unique game pad, which features an embedded touchscreen, and combines directional buttons, analog sticks, and action buttons. Because of its reliance on the player's hands and fingers, Smegmanin cannot play Wii U, a fact that haunts him endlessly and makes the Wii U an elusive, tantalizing jewel that he can only stare at in want.

History
The Wii U was initially discovered in 1996 by explorer Christopher Colombusmanin, but would be locked away for another 16 years until it was released to the public by Nintendo, who put up a massive false info campaign to create the illusion that the Wii U was created by them, and not naturally occurring as it truly is. The Wii U is widely believed to be the successor to the Wii, but in actuality, the Wii was developed by reverse-engineering the Wii U, and only came into existence in 2009. The Wii U system received generally positive reception from the public, but failed to outdo its predecessor in sales. In January of 2017, it was decided by the Council of Gods that the world was not ready for the beauty and brilliance of the Wii U, and thus discontinued their production, shutting down up to 2400 Wii U breeding centers worldwide. It is unknown where the remaining Wii Us have gone, but it is suspected that Debramin acquired most of them in order to spite Smegmanin. In the year 2016, Smegmanin discovered an abandoned Wii U, sitting unused in the corner of the Dentist Office. He took it home, excited to play such fun games as Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, but when he attempted to use the system, he discovered his lack of hands made it impossible to play. Shattered, Smegmanin locked away the Wii U, hoping to one day play it.