Hands

Overview
Hands are prehensile, multi-fingered appendages at the end of the forearm, which were evolved for the sole purpose of playing Wii U. Hands have been used for countless other purposes across the millennia of human existence, but scientists such as Bill Nye have determined that these are all secondary to their intended purpose. Without the Wii U, the Hand has no purpose.

Abilities and Secondary Functions
Through human ingenuity, countless uses and powers can be achieved through having hands:
 * Punching: A physical attack where one closes their hand into a "fist", and strikes their opponent with it.
 * Holding: The ability for the fingers to clasp around objects and keep them in place, even if the user moves it around.
 * Pinching: The ability to use the fingers to grip things incredibly tightly, so as to hold a very fine object, or to inflict pain on a human.
 * Tickling: [REDACTED]
 * Thumbs Up: Able to non-verbally convey affirmation through only the use of the thumb. Does not work if the receiver cannot view the hand.
 * Flipping the Bird: A forbidden technique that allows one to cause emotional distress towards another through use of the middle digit alone.
 * Shooting A Gun: By using the thumb and digits to hold the gun in place, a gun can be "held" in a user's hand. Additionally, by using the Index Finger (sometimes referred to as "trigger finger"), the trigger of the gun can be pulled, causing it to fire.

The Search for Hands
In order to play Wii U, one must have hands. Thus, the search for Wii U and the search for hands are one and the same, and several have spent their lives seeking a way to grow hands themselves.

Some have found success in growing hands through various means: However, aside from these methods, a reliable method of growing or attaching hands to otherwise hand-less creatures remains unsolved, and is one of life's greatest mysteries.
 * Debramin was able to grow three organic hands (though no accompanying arms) through unknown means.
 * Johnnymanin was able to grow a hand through the use of the Spinner, as well as an arm.
 * Connormanin, being a Smegdroid, is capable of equipping himself with mechanical arms of various sorts. Additionally, being a droid, he can also directly connect to a Wii U through wi-fi.

Still, Smegmanin continues his search.

List of Characters that have Hands

 * Debramin
 * Johnnymanin
 * Dubsy
 * Bepe
 * Mangostis
 * Piglet's Big Game: The Person (???)
 * Paul Blart (Mall Cop)
 * Liquid Blart
 * Paul Bart
 * Schnozzine
 * Bowbeth
 * Bill Nye
 * John Darksouls
 * gilGAMEsh
 * Rena Bloodborne
 * Nico Nico Nii
 * President Keemstar