The Smegs (Band)

Overview
The Smegs were a musical group composed of Smegmanin, Bepe, Mangostis, and Piglet's Big Game: The Person. They were known for their heart-wrenching lyrics, drawn from Smegmanin's personal life and experiences, and daring Croatian rap lyrics from collaborator Debramin. They received numerous awards during the 20 minutes they were together, and are considered the greatest band of all time ever.

Origins
The band began in 2017. According to the members, PBG:TP proposed a collaboration after being moved by the sound of Smegmanin's voice, which is the sound of two rocks grinding. Smeg and co. agreed to perform a song, and over the course of the next few months, they ended up creating their debut album.

"Wii Will Rock U"
The band's debut album was "Wii Will Rock U", which instantly became a smash hit, and won plenty of awards. It reached platinum in 0.03 seconds, and made about $4242 bajillion dollars in profit, rising The Smegs to becoming one of the most lucrative acts in the music industry. The album garnered critical acclaim and audience approval alike, with many praising the raw emotion and unfathomable sadness in the lead vocals by Smegmanin.

The success of the album rocketed the band into overnight success and fame. The band quickly bought 50% of the moon, and set up their studio/penthouse apartment. This made them neighbors with God.

Downfall
The success of the band was not to last, however; thanks to the meddling of Debramin, Bepe began to fall down a devastating path of self-improvement and maturity that he would struggle to recover from, and Mangostis became so addicted to cucking other bands by showing up to their concerts that he never showed up to his own. But when Debramin attempted to lure PBG:TP with a copy of the video game "Piglet's Big Game", Piglet snapped and publicly threw Debramin out the window of a 20-story building, which harmed the band's image almost as much as it harmed Debramin.

With the band's image tarnished, their ranking in the charts fell rapidly. Suspecting that this was all the doing of Debramin, PBG:TP created the Debramin Diss Track, a sick beat so disrespectful that Debramin was blasted into the stratosphere. While Debramin's machinations were ended, this cemented the end of the band in the eyes of the public, and PBG:TP has shown regret for going that far in subsequent interviews.

The band officially broke up on October 2, 2018, but remain on semi-amicable terms. Except for Debra. Fuck him.