Unboxing (Fanfic)

Overview
"Unboxing" is an ongoing fanfic started in 2018. It follows Connormanin, as he is tasked by his creator, David Cage, to spy on Smegmanin, only to begin developing emotions and eventually rebel against his creator. The fic is currently at 16 chapters, and updates irregularly, whenever the author has time. It takes place in an alternate universe from the main canon.

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Characters

 * Connormanin: Protagonist of the story. Created by David Cage to spy on Smegmanin, he quickly befriends Smegmanin and develops emotions and a soul over the course of the story, leading him to rebel against his creator.
 * Smegmanin: Wii U fanatic and target of David Cage, who wishes to study him and bring him to Quantic Dream. Smegmanin befriends Connormanin over the course of the story.
 * Bepe: One of Smegmanin's roommates, and a self-proclaimed warrior of justice who fights for America. He aids Connormanin in his adventures.
 * Mangostsi: Smegmanin's other roommate, a mango man primarily concerned with cucking as many people as possible.
 * David Cage: Connormanin's creator, who built him to show Smegmanin the way to the Sony side.
 * Debramin: Smegmanin's arch-enemy, who hoards Wii Us to taunt his rival.

Trivia

 * did you know that this was written by a sentient garbage can
 * its scientifically proven that reading this will make you dumber
 * in this fic, the voice of Connormanin was provided by mel blanc